At my old job, a coworker brought in a 9lb reese cup (i think, it mightve been 5lbs i cant remember), and we didnt like it. So we had a pretty ridiculous conversation about the various proportions of chocolate to peanut ratio in reese cups. After saying I prefered the mini ones, she said "I am serious! Size matters!" right as the overall supervisor and our supervisor walked in. Despite all of our explanations, we got wrote up for having an inappropriate conversation. My coworker was this 50ish year old extremely serious woman and legit was talking about Reese cups and not being sexual at all. It was so dumb.