During my twitter hiatus, send pet photos to @ctrlsew on telegram. I'll come back when I get 100.

The legend of el pulpo debating neocons impersonating Ace will be talked about for centuries.... it was absolutely that funny.

Sia has some newer music, so I'll be listening to that on repeat today.

The weather is going to be amazing this week. I cannot wait to soak up some vitamin D.